Movie Reviews

Movie Review: Transformers—The Last Knight

by Bob Garver You’re probably expecting me to trash this movie. And make no mistake, it deserves to get trashed. Its script is horrendous, its editing is a joke, its jokes are painful, and all

Movie Review: The Mummy

by Bob Garver “The Mummy” is the first official entry in the “Dark Universe,” a franchise where Universal aims to revive its classic movie monsters and have them mingle. Think of it as a

“Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales”

By Bob Garver I’ve found that the “Pirates of the Caribbean” movies benefit from low expectations. Take the original, “Curse of the Black Pearl” from 2003. At first, it seemed like a bad idea to

Movie Review: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

by Bob Garver In amongst the jokes and the cheesy 80’s soundtrack, a theme of redemption ran throughout 2014’s “Guardians of the Galaxy.” The team was comprised of various lowlifes who finally

Movie Review: Fate of The Furious

by Bob Garver For over a decade, you knew exactly what you were getting with a “Fast & Furious” movie. You went to see one of these movies, you got fast cars, gratuitous shots of women, dumb

Movie Review: Going In Style

by Bob Garver This past weekend was not fun for new releases. No studio wanted to compete with “The Fate of the Furious” in its second weekend, so the slate was kept free of potential

Movie Review: Smurfs Lost Village

by Bob Garver I make it a point not to put out year-end “worst of” lists because there are so many bad movies that I can’t be bothered to see. I have better things to do with my time and money

Movie Review: Power Rangers

by Bob Garver Last week I reviewed “Beauty and the Beast,” which was based on a beloved classic from my childhood. This week’s film is “Power Rangers,” which is also based on a property I was